Collection for Israel

A customs agent stopped Sam, an elderly Jewish man who had just immigrated to Israel and asked him to open his two suitcases.

In the first suitcase, the agent found over 1 million dollar in $10 notes.

"Excuse me, sir" he asked Sam, "where did you get all this money?"

"Well, I'll tell you," Sam began, "I love Israel. For many years I travelled all around the world and stopped off at all of the public toilets in all the major cities; I went to New York, I went to London, I went to Madrid, to Prague, to Paris, everywhere. As soon as I arrived, I went into all the cubicles where the men were peeing and I say to them, "Give me $10 for Israel or I'll cut off your testicles with my knife."

"That's quite a story," the customs agent said, "what's in the second suitcase?"

"Well, you know," said Sam, shaking his head, "not everyone likes Israel..."